As The World Turns

Looking at the recent and ongoing uproar over the plans to blow up planes with eyedrops and toothpaste and the resulting ban on stuff including KY Jelly. It is clear the terrorists have been playing with toys such as these.



Chem C1000 Chemistry Set (aka how to make explosive toothpaste)

Enroll in Chem C1000 and perform 75 diverse experiments -- without having to take a dreaded exam!

Professor Probenius is your professor in this terrific introduction to the world of chemistry and chemical reactions. He provides clear instructions for performing the experiments, offers safety advice, explains the observed reactions, and asks and answers questions about the results.

Build a mini fire extinguisher and make water flow uphill in experiments with air pressure. Entertain your friends with chemistry "magic" tricks and learn the sccience behind them. Identify the elements in chemical substances with dazzling colors in flame tests. Discover how to get electricity from a test tube in electrochemical reactions. And lots more! C1000 builds a strong foundation in chemistry with exposure to a broad range of chemical phenomena and hands-on lab experience.

Great for pubescent terrorists with nothing better to do usually aged 30 and up. Includes a FREE 40-page manual on how to clean toilets.



Physics Workshop Experiment Kit (aka how to make plastic models fall apart using plastic models)

Like chemistry, physics is an essential science for everyone to study, and Physics Workshop is the essential introduction to physics.

Through building 36 models and conducting subsequent experiments, you will learn the fundamental laws of mechanical physics. This hands-on approach is both fun and effective because the principles of physics are demonstrated right in front of you.

The Physics Workshop includes more than 300 building pieces. The full-color 64-page manual presents assembly instructions, experiments and explanations in a richly-illustrated, easy-to-follow manner. The laws of physics rule every move we make and every breath we take. With the Physics Workshop, you'll learn first-hand why we do what we do. Don't make a move without it!

Suitable for terrorists with brain of hamsters aged 28 and above.

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But seriously why the lengths of trouble with explosives? Just use this kit. Create, muddle, spread all the slime you want. People will voluntarily throw themselves off the plane, pilots included. Except for those people in the movie Snakes OnThe Plane. If it was a Chinese airline, the snakes would all have become lunch.



Disgusting Science Kit

Grow your own friendly germs and fuzzy molds. Mix up a batch of coagulating fake blood. Even make a stinky intestine. Learn the science behind unmentionable bodily functions while doing some truly NASTY experiments. Suitable for adolescent adults ages 28 and above.

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